I'm still losing weight and my tighty whities just don't give me the support they used to.  My loss is YOUR GAIN!  All items are marked down for immediate clearance!  Each pair is guaranteed to have been worn for at least two years.  All items are packed in a sealed plastic bag and shipped fresh in plain packaging to ensure your privacy.

Catalogue:

Traditional Briefs - $20
These are the "standard issue" menswear worn by me since childhood.  I will wear them again for a final time and ship them to you.  These briefs are suitable for framing, And who wouldn't want a future president's underwear as a collector's item?

Boxer Briefs - $30
After a hot summer day sitting at my desk, you could only dream of how good these could be.  Well... DREAM NO LONGER!!  ORDER NOW!

Bikini Briefs - $35
These new additions to my collection seem a little drafty to me, which means big savings for you!
 

Special orders are available upon request.  Other items include undershirts, socks, etc.  If I can wear it... you can own it.
ACT NOW AND YOUR FIRST SKIDMARK IS FREE!