They say that when you're really hot that alcohol hits you harder than normal.  Ladies and Gentlemen, I present exhibit A. What you don't see here is that my brother-in-law, Joao, made a grab for my bottom just after this was taken. Desperate to prove my manhood, I made a beeline for Cecilia. What's that they say? "If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family"?  Anyway.. moving on....